Andy Walker (Not 3 Emus)
If you love Emu Export so much, why can’t we Emu Import? We’re bringing (domesticated) emus to campus to fight off hordes of peacocks and other avian fiends. This campus needs guardians of light to protect us from the darkness that is peacocks. Voting emus is voting justice.
Vote Andy Emu [1] for Science and Engineering Rep and I’ll bring domesticated emus to campus!!
Vote [1] Not 3 Emus